Bucket gob causes grazed knees

Do people with big chins grow beards to hide their big chin? Don't they realise it's making it worse? Nothing like a furry face apendage to weird you out in the morning.

My knees hurt. I fell down the stairs at the train station this morning. I was walking along and got distracted (actally, fascinated) by this fat woman I keep seeing on the tube. She was fisting a pastry into her whale gullet and I was so engrossed I promptly missed the first step.