"Hi! Aren't you the girl from Barely Legal 15?"

I had an experience today that I have had a number of times of the past month or so. I bowl out of the house, all marmite lips and racing to work. Hitting up the tube I sink into a seat and survey fellow travellers. And then I notice a face I recognise. Cue the joyful search in amongst my adled mind for that spark of memory that will tell me why I experience such familiarity. For most of the journey I experience synaptic failure until this faintly familiar face turns to her friend, with mouth gaped and eyebrows raised in wide eyed surprise - their conversation throwing up some no-doubt juicy gossip.

Not until you see your white in their eyes....

She's the spitting image of porn star Aurora Snow.

So now I have determined why I find her so familiar, resembling as she does the star of such inspirational celluloid as "The Whore of The Rings" and "Babewatch 15". I've witnessed such incredible and frankly obscene things from her lookalike that I have to stifle a fugitive giggle, and let pass a pang of guilt. But then the thought occurs - what if she *is* Aurora Snow? Quietly on her way to another shoot in fair old London town. Do porn stars take the tube to take it up the tube?

Do I gently murmur the name and hunt for a chance she might respond? Do I ask outright? That said, would she care to be recognised? Or would she just tell me to F-off? As was pointed out by my girlfriend, she’d probably tell me to F-off “because she gets that a lot"...