"Avec" or "Sans"

My sister had the task of finding out about the presence of nipple on her boss's fake-boobies. She tried to enlist the help of her friend in this trickiest of subjects...

So next i asked Richard how i could ask whether he had nipples:

just ask!

Err...can you sign this latest requisition for me, oh and your 3.30 has cancelled his car has broken down, and the latest gromits/widgets have arrived from Japan, they need your sign off as acceptable, and err your Breasts: nipples? or 'sans' nipples....oh and we've run out of red Bic's & A5 notepads.